never swap headcanons with me unless you either want tooth-rotting fluff or soul-shattering angst
mum says i’m not to play with the other children, because they’re ‘being raised on a diet of dog-eat-dog’. i wanted to see these dog-eaters… so i waited until mum was gone… and went out to find one… and guess what? the dog eaters wear human skins… it makes them look just like us!
Something to think about…
#YESSSS #YES #this seems like such a Martin thing to do omg #just…pretending to be an Overseer when it suits him #and then after a while he decides he likes the perks and the chances for advancement and decides to stick with it #for now #at least until something better comes along #(obvious headcanon: he killed an Overseer for his uniform back when he first started pretending #and he still considers it one of his better ideas)
Somewhere along the line, I got this dumb idea that I couldn’t possibly be more attracted to Teague Martin. AND THEN THIS HAPPENS.
This is a fucking dream!
Aaand a little Bonus
that looks kinda creepy:
"Wow what a creep. Can you believe this chump?"
I’M FINALLY HOME
I FEEL SO TIRED RIGHT NOW I”M JUST
THANKS GOD I”M HERE